Category: Harbingers Of Doom Inc.
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The Solar Eclipse
All gone. It will be back, though, and people will make a fuss about it again. Money will be spent to travel to the expected pathway, and people will go to extraordinary lengths to experience it. Despite being told not to look at it, people will look at it. Eyes will be harmed, and some…
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Decisions, Decisions…
I can’t decide whether it would be more fun to be Banned in Boston, Cancelled in California, or Avoided in Ottawa… Shunned in Sydney also appeals, as does Messed-About in Melbourne or Dropped Off in Darwin. Anything to get publicity and a platform from which to scream about how I’m right and they’re wrong. I’m…
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The Social Media Drone Strike
Do you have an enemy? An enemy that you know about? Do you wish to encompass their destruction? If you have said ” no ” to any of these questions you are excused further attendance. There are cinnamon buns in the break room and you are free to relax there while I damn the souls…
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Warning. Your Computer Is Working Fine
And everything you see on it is designed to get you to spend money or run in terror. We design it that way and you have a moral responsibility to pay or flee. Don’t take it personally – it’s just business…and politics. And it’s not a conspiracy of dark forces. Madison Avenue is right there…
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New Tab
Now I can try again – Where is your money kept? This business of being an on-line scammer is getting tedious. I do the same routine for the same rubes and the returns are diminishing. It is nowhere near as profitable as the old Irish Sweepstakes or the Nigerian Prince. I’m thinking of digging the…
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Shallow Fake
We’ve all read about the AI menace of the deep fake image – that video or still image that is totally fictitious but visually believable. The practice is trumpeted on news channels and conspiracy websites. It’s used to explain every idiotic thing that politicians are seen to do. ” It wasn’t his or her –…
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There Is Vast Gulf Between Admiral Togo…
And Sailor Moon. The Japanese have gone from weird to weirder… They have had a hard time of it. From feudal slavery to imperial slavery, to capitalist slavery – with a few stop-offs for fascism or radioactive oblivion along the way. It is no wonder that they are seriously messed-up. In a way, it is…
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Irregularity
A bad thing – and the cure for it may involve the courts, jail, or Sultana Bran. I have avoided the first two so far, but cheerful embrace the third. Ever since a child I have delighted in this breakfast cereal. It has crunch, taste, sweet fruit, and the approval of doctors. The rest of…
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” I Hate The President “
Or the Prime Minister, Premiere, King, Queen, Duke, Earl, Minister, Mayor, or Chief Constable. Doesn’t really matter which figure of authority, the main message is you hate ’em. They need not be a ruler over you – they might be on the other side of the world and as unconnected to you as a flea…
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