Category: Backstabbers Guild Of Australia
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Goodnessosity Vs Manifesticalism
The future of the scam – your guide to shearing the populace in the coming decade. As con-artists we have become adept at squeezing the gullible until they leak money. We’ve done well over decades and look forward to profiting in the future. But can we maximise our return while minimising the effort? I think…
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The Bio-Hazard
When next you are in the public library, take a look at the biography shelves. Memorise their location and then sidle away. Remember to avoid them in future…because they are nothing but lies. The biographies are lies told by skilled professionals and the auto-biographies are lies told by amateurs. The first-named can be either praise…
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The Wealth Of Public Knowledge
Public knowledge comes in two forms; what everyone knows and what no-one bothers to find out. Sometimes they are the same thing… I do find out. When it is to my purposes ( nefarious, I am proud to say ) I pursue public records as far as I can. In the past I have fee’d…
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I Would Probably Last Until Coffee Break
Possibly lunch, if people were busy elsewhere. Then I’d be hustled to the HR office, yelled at, and ordered out the door. This would be the scenario in any number of commercial offices and absolutely every council office, government department, or charity. I would not dare approach an institution of learning, whether high or low…I…
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The Joy Of Meddling
Have you ever revelled in causing mayhem? Or, for that matter, in doing good. The two activities are really just the same thing viewed through different windows. Both involve meddling in the affairs of others. Of course some things need to be done for the good of us all. These are not meddling – these…
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Have You Been Hacked?
It’s just that the last post from you seemed a little strange; it was well-written. You didn’t post a meme about how bad your ex was or use the term ” narcissist ” – even though we always welcome you telling us these things… There were no kitten or puppy pictures and despite the fact…
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Embarrassing Your Children
Does anyone know how to tune a ukulele? Anyone? I need to know before my daughter’s sophisticated friends arrive for their cocktail party. The thing is bound to slow down eventually and I want to be able to get it going again. You used to host dinner parties yourself, and when you sent the children…
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Underneath A Crusty Exterior
Beats a heart of pure iron pyrites. I conceal a cynical and twisted mind under a cynical and twisted skin – the difference being the way the mind spirals – dextro or levo-rotatory. Rest assured that I am as bad as you think me. This is not a really difficult stance to maintain, as people…
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Have You Ever Been Conned?
I mean in the sense of scammed for money…and not just accidentally. Deliberately. Three times for me; a youthful visit to a sideshow fair with rigged games of chance and skill – a loan made years later to someone who had no way of repaying it – and trusting a job of house painting to…
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The Social Media Holiday
A real alternative to travel. Is your bankbook looking sad in these inflationary times? Are you tied to a yard that just needs mowing ALL the time? Are you deathly afraid of air travel? Well we have very good news for you – you can be an international jet-set travel icon from the comfort of…
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