Is leaking again. Someone lift lid and gas escape. Germans and French find out.
Ministry of Denial is deny it but damned western press still report. Not sure if the story about it being from Romania worked.
Quick – time to distract. Get Australian branch of Ministry to make film about Amerikanski waste dump in Pacific island. That keep them busy for a while.
Meantime we glue lid on Chelyabinsk once more. Old stuff dissolve in rain. Soviet-era glue to blame – those responsible will be liquidate.