First Results Are Coming In From Election Central

It’s too early to tell yet but the swing seems to be toward the Lemon Slice.

A strong fightback has been promised by the Rum Balls and there is always the possibility of an ethnic resurgence once the Curry Puffs are put on the table.

Supporters of each party are at the polling station handing out How To Eat cards.

More results as they come to hand.