British Independence – Part Four – Cashing In

If Great Again Britain finally wrenches itself loose from the toils of the EU, and is politely asked to withdraw their Governors – General, Lieutenant, State, or Honorary as the case may be – from nations that have finally decided that they can also govern themselves, there will be formalities to be completed.

In the case of the United States these were conducted at Yorktown in Virginia some centuries ago. The representatives of the British Crown under Lord Cornwallis were invited to throw their muskets into a heap and get on board Royal Navy vessels and go away. The alternative was to be shot dead. It may not seem a very formal procedure, but it was effective.

We need not go the musket route here in Australia or New Zealand, though it would be a lot of fun. We can simply pack up the silver, paintings, Rolls Royce cars, and portraits of H.M., place the Governors on top of the pile, and send them back to Tilbury Docks via the next container ship. The various Government Houses can be occupied by the state or federal leaders and if it is done with efficiency no-one will really notice anything.

Canada may have a problem in that they will be replacing a Queen with a Trudeau and there may be a lot of popular sentiment against it. If they substitute a hockey goalie the thing might go well.

I think the UK would do well to look to a hitherto untapped source of funds – the Loyal Oath taken by new citizens of Commonwealth countries during their naturalisation ceremonies. I underwent one such affair in 1970 and it was a solemn and joyous occasion. A Bible was held and an oath of fealty to HM Queen Elizabeth II, her heirs and assigns was taken. This was not given a run-out period and is in force today.

If the British BREXIT from Australia as well as from the EU, I am prepred to pay a fair fee for the cancellation of this oath and/or its transfer to an Australian President or King or High Ruler. If the transaction occurs during the reign of King Charles III, I would be prepared to pay more.

 

The Backstabbers Guild Position On Britain And The European Union

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This is not  ” How To Vote ” advice.

It is not ” How We Think You Should Have Voted ” advice.

Because it is none of our damn business. The Backstabbers Guild of Australia has it’s own garden to tend to and it takes all our time to weed out loyal and honourable people from our midst. We merely wish to remind England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, and the Channel islands that the sun still rises in the east and sets in the west. Life goes on.

You beat the German army and navy last century. You beat the French army and navy two centuries ago. You ALWAYS beat the Spanish*.

You need not fear their wrath. No more than you need fear the piping indignation of the Spanish or French Netherlands. Or the Holy Roman Empire.

Courage. Your own empire may have severed itself some while ago but the invisible ties are still strong. Don’t pluck those strings, but don’t discount them, either. Treat the former colonies with respect and kindness and rein in your aristocratic hooray henries and all may yet be well.

Just don’t ask us for another Gallipoli or Dieppe. And put the idea of Breed’s Hill right out of your minds.

  • To be fair – the Spanish always beat the Spanish too…