Brought To You By Those Wonderful People At Thehellis Inc.

Now you can be stunned by the wonder of marketing when you open a factory-fresh packet of the new Thehellis Thisshit. It’s going to make your day.

It may not make it better, or easier, or happier, but you can certainly say that it has produced a difference. You will not forget today, no matter how many therapy sessions you pay for.

Thehellis Thisshit is a product that is derived. We are not quite sure from what, but if you get it wet, no-one will ignore you. We’ve cleared hockey stadiums in Saskatoon at mid-game by opening a tin of Thehellis Thisshit.

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