We see this meme all the time, and it is always cynical, and always false. Here’s a real one.
Lord, please grant me the food I need each day, and the digestion to process it. I’m not fussy, but could I occasionally have cheese?
Please keep my family safe – feed them if I can’t. Let them stand around mourning me some day – not the other way around.
Please keep our country safe from our enemies and our rulers.
Please let me have a few friends.