” Lord, Grant Me…”

We see this meme all the time, and it is always cynical, and always false. Here’s a real one.

Lord, please grant me the food I need each day, and the digestion to process it. I’m not fussy, but could I occasionally have cheese?

Please keep my family safe – feed them if I can’t. Let them stand around mourning me some day – not the other way around.

Please keep our country safe from our enemies and our rulers.

Please let me have a few friends.

Thank you.

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