“ Verify Your Age “

By giving you my email address?

Or a password? Or my bank account details? Blood…how about blood? I must still have some left…here, hold out a teacup and I’ll bleed into it.

Better still, I’ll tell you what I think of John Diefenbaker and Lester Pearson. Or Howdy Doody. Or the Trudeaus.

I can tell you how many milk duds you get for 5 cents. I can tell you what a Tootsie roll is and why you should always check the wrapper for the arrows.

I can identify a CF-100 on sight.

How old are you? Got any proof?

Note: the only age checks I respond to are old-age pension cheques and you ain’t offering any…

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