Or Licensing And Testing Centre or whatever it is called. The place where you go to renew your car licence or get a concession on the price.*
I think I have the answer to cutting down road crashes and road rage. All you need to do is set up a license and facial recognition camera pointing at the one-way lane in front of the centre. The one ringed with ” Do Not Enter”, ” One Way “, and ” Go Back ” signs and arrows leading out of it.
Then clock the plates and faces of the drivers who ignore them and sail blithely up the wrong way to park astraddle two bays in front of the building. As they present themselves inside, match the faces and plates to whatever papers they are trying to shove over the counter. Then put those papers into a bin and set fire to them. Have the car outside towed away and dropped into a compactor. Direct the speechless applicant to the bus stop.
A win-win for us all…
- I found out that I could get my driving licence free and 50% off the car rego. Triple win.