A. And if it wasn’t true they wouldn’t have printed it…
B. Because I read it. Me. Not some other unimportant person. Me.
C. And anyway, if it wasn’t true, it ought to be true.
D. Because I want it to be true.
F. No, I don’t remember where I read it. I just did. Somewhere.
G. And why are you asking all these questions? Are you a communist? You sound like a communist…
H. Because you’re asking all these questions, that’s why.
I. Go on – prove you’re not a communist.
J. That’s not proof. Anyone can belong to the Republican party and be a Catholic and a Knight of Columbus. You probably have DAS KAPITAL in your bookcase.
K. I’ll bet you voted for Trump. Or Putin. Or Clinton. Go-on. Try to weasel out of that one.
L. Well you would have if you were a citizen. That just goes to show you.